The story completely reimagines the Three Wise Men (the Magi) who visit the infant Jesus. In popular tradition, Caspar, Melchior, and Balthazar are depicted as pious, gentle kings traveling peacefully on camels following a star. In Grahame-Smith's version, they are anything but holy. The trio are actually a notorious group of ruthless, heavily armed bandits, thieves, and murderers who hav…